About Me
I wear nothing but cute dresses and heeled sandals, I drink iced mochas with a straw and write erotica for a living. Ive been a wife for more than a decade and mom to many. Ive been called a milf, a cougar and the preistess of the PTA.
I bare a striking resemblance to Nancy Botwin from the Showtime series Weeds.
My husband is gone and I have a family to provide for. Guess how I make ends meet?
Recent Entries
Dane again
I called Dane. I actually called him right after BigJ went to jail. We have seen quite a bit of each other. He comes and takes me out every weekend (t... read more
Queen for a day
I feel like I just lost 100 lbs or got a face lift. Is either the steady supply of weed or the fact that BigJ is indisposed. Maybe both. Whatever the... read more
Finding out your parents smoke POT! cough...cough...
I just read the most amazing blog post about smoking and parenting. Check this out and tell me what you think! http://buttercuppunch.wordpress.com/2... read more
Desperate measures
Seany is a pain in the ass most of the time. We were an item 12 years ago. Almost got married even but I left him for BigJ. He still ambles around the... read more
Lets try this again
About two years after my first jaunt with the green I decided to give it another try. Or- really- I think it chose me. BigJ and I hadnt even had any w... read more
Decisions in the compound
Seany brought the deal up first. When we were an item so many moons ago we slung a little weed. He always said I had a knack for it. "The social aspe... read more
First taste
I knew my little green endevor could make me money but I was thinking more along the lines of in savings. I hoped it would be good bud and therefore k... read more
The little ol Lady down the road
There is a little old lady that lives down the road from me. She is probably 50 something and shaped like a light bulb. Her hair is really, really sho... read more
Comparisons
After I grew that first batch I learned more everyday. I was able to watch them closely and see the daily changes and it fascinated me. BigJ's child... read more
BigJ Goes to Jail
What do you call a guy that drives 90 miles an hour down the 4-lane in the middle of town at 2 a.m. with no license, insurance or nothing? Oh yeah- an... read more
